Funny Retirement Wishes, Messages and Quotes

Funny Retirement Wishes, Messages, and Quotes is a time of relaxation, but leaving your favorite job and going through changes in your daily life can be scary. People will feel nostalgic while retiring. Due to lack of motivation, they often feel bad. Do you know anyone who has just retired and wants to brighten up their mood with a fun retirement wish? There’s no better way than sending a funny retirement message to that person. Find interesting retirement quotes and messages to wish retirees a happy and enjoyable retirement life below.

Funny retirement wishes

Before waiting for the holidays, the rest of your life is one! Enjoy it.

Retirement is like graduation. Only this time you will master laziness!

Seeing your achievements over the years you’ve worked, I’m sure you’ll be very good at doing nothing!

For anyone looking to lie down all day, retirement will be thrilling! Have fun.

Now you are rich and fat. When is the best time to retire? You have chosen the right path!

You now have a new boss who knows about true work ethics, organizational skills, and excuses. Your spouse becomes the toughest boss. best luck.

It doesn’t matter if you act like a grumpy retiree, because people will think so anyway. Good luck handling it.

Congratulations on your retirement. Now you will have endless projects that will take up all your time. It is called Doing Nothing.

Health, family, friends, and relationships are some of the things you’ve sacrificed in life to help you work harder and earn more money. Now you will realize that you need these things to enjoy your retirement. This is the irony of life.

No matter how many college degrees, skills development courses, and professional certifications you have earned, you still deserve one more after retirement. 

Live a happy retirement life and don’t take life too seriously. After all, all the years you work for you have made things easy. 

They sacrificed their health throughout their lives to make more money to retire happily. Now you will know that you will spend all your money to keep yourself healthy. Congratulations.

After retirement, the body gets old, the mind gets better and the mind gets younger. We do our best when dealing with the old body with a young mind and a good mind.

Fun retirement messages for coworkers

If people say this place wouldn’t be the same without you, it means it’ll be less annoying.

Are you retiring now? I thought I did it on the day I joined here. I mean, when did you work?

If this job is hell, you will be one of its biggest demons and you will miss it.

Those who call sloths the laziest animals have never met you. You were born to retire.

Don’t let everyone’s lovely words fool you. The only person in the office who will miss you is me.

Fun retirement messages for coworkers

I was excited about retirement until I see you. God forbids me to be grumpy like you!

This is the only time everyone in the office looks up at you. Anyone who doesn’t want to get out of this place!

Oh retirement, daydreaming and sleeping until noon, everything you do well!

I envy every day to be your weekend. Have a good life in the future!

Congratulations on quitting your job and not being fired after missing so many deadlines!

Fun retirement message for the boss

Who said the boss should be scared? Looking at you, I came to believe that the boss is not only scared but also scary!

Your retirement makes me sick. Not because you leave, but what if the next boss is the same as you?

I’ve always been more excited about your retirement than myself, and you can guess why!

We will miss you, boss, besides you screaming and shining and appearing in the office.

You made us the boss. Now you can do it around your grandchildren and pets. Because the boss is in your blood.

Fun Retirement Message For Husband

Dear husband, congratulations on your newfound freedom! Stay calm and have fun.

Happy retirement, love. And if you miss a job, you can become a boss for free!

Now that you have done other work, you can return to the main work.

Finally, you have retired and can no longer make excuses for work. Marriage will be great again!

Thank you. You now have a new 24/7 secretary at home! Happy retirement that will help my whole life.

Happy retired husband. I am happier to retire than you. At least you have no excuse to make time for me.

Fun retirement messages for friends

I know a lazy guy like you deserves to retire early! Congratulations on your ample leisure time.

Welcome to the Seniors Club. It’s time to gossip about joint pain, high blood pressure, sugar content, etc.

If life is a meal, retirement is a dessert. To enjoy it, stay healthy and don’t raise your blood sugar!

Congratulations on having a lazy bone like you complete work and life! Finally, you can return to your true self.

I wanted to wish you a pleasant retirement. But it doesn’t seem at all the fun that comes to you with this old fat body.

Funny retirement message

Can you finally believe that from now on, every day of the week in the calendar is marked as Sunday? Enjoy them and always put a smile on your face. Happy retirement.

Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how much time you have wasted trying to mature when you can go back to your childhood. Have fun.

It is interesting to note that when people give retirement gifts, there is always a clock or clock to remind you that the time is up. Get retired when you don’t have time.

Every day of your retired life will feel like a happy Friday night. But when you get old, it’s useless because it gets boring like Monday morning. Happy retirement.

Over the years, you have argued with colleagues, juniors, managers, and bosses at work. After retirement, I will argue with my grandchildren, children, and wives at home. Life is the same.

In my view, you’ve been practicing how to retire and now the real thing is here. You’re so good at it you won’t have any problems taking on your new role. Have a happy retirement.

Happy retirement and my advice are that you won’t try to say you’re coming back because you’ll be surprised at the reaction of people. No one will return the office or parking space. No one misses you.

Funny retirement quotes

When men reach their 60s and retire, they break into pieces. Women start cooking right away.

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not enough to run out of money.

The retired people compliment my teeth and ask me to take care of them. This always makes them think they’re trying to steal them.

When a man retires and time is no longer an urgent issue, his colleagues usually give him a watch.

Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money.

People always ask when I will retire. Why should it be? There are two ways. I’m still making a movie and I’m an old man so I can see myself for half the price.

The concept of freedom doesn’t come true until you enter retirement mode.

Retirement is great. They don’t worry about getting caught and don’t do anything.

We spend our lives running. We wake up to the clock, eat, eat, sleep, get up again, go to work, and retire. And what do they offer us? Bloody watch.

When you retire, you change your boss from the person who hired you to the person who married you.

The gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement because the recipient has given up too much prime time in lifetime service. 

First I forget my name. Then you forget your face. Then I forgot to compress the flies. And I forgot to unpack the flies.

Retiring at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65-I still had acne.

We understand that retirement is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But in that condition, it’s also great.

When I retired, I attended many seminars. It is called a nap.

I’m not quitting my job, but I’m retiring from stress, commuting, alarm clocks, and irons.

Retirement is an important step in everyone’s life. After this stage, a person’s life is completely changed. So, if you have retirees in your family or work, send love with a sense of humor. Here, we offer a fun retirement goodbye to surely roll the recipients into laughter. Read on and get ideas for what’s fun to write on your retirement card for your friends, family, coworkers, and even your boss! The best part is that these messages can be delivered to anyone, regardless of job or gender. So I wish them a happy retirement with jokes and a little personal touch. Then they will remember your words forever.